There is not a simple plug-in device that Microsoft has given to law-enforcement to crack your system wide open to gather evidence of all your wrong doing. Oh wait, yes there is.
Microsoft != Security ???
There is not a simple plug-in device that Microsoft has given to law-enforcement to crack your system wide open to gather evidence of all your wrong doing. Oh wait, yes there is.
Microsoft != Security ???
We have got to stop this! They are threating to spot publication of a professor because of his views on global warming! Oh wait, he does not believe in global warming. Never mind! Nothing to see here. Go on about your business.
After Mr. Fu stopped to fill up his tank this morning, he is thinking that a war for oil would be a good idea about now. If the Bush Administration had only listened to LT COL ROCK STARBUSTER we would not be paying more than $30 for a barrel of oil right now.
According to Mr. Fu’s Wilson Fu dashboard, we have reached the 500 post mark.
Did Gorbachev put out a contract on John Paul II? Mr. Fu would not be surprised, the communist bastards. At least they knew who their real enemies were. Not like he was putting out contracts on Ted Kennedy or Jimmy Carter.
They interview one of their reporters and call it news. WTFreak is that about? Sure Christiane Amanpour is CNN’s chief international correspondent, but that makes her a news event how? Who gives a tinker’s dam about her opinion anyway? So Syria and North Korea are in cahoots and she wonders if the Bush Administration is going to try to use it as a stick? Well, duh. And the Yankees are going to try to win the pendant this year. Big news flash that!
An article at Military.com looks at some planning documents from the United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM). It looks like they are kicking the U.S. Army Special Forces to the curb. This is an incredibly bad idea. These guys have some very unique skills that no one else in the U.S. military has. To lose that ability will come back to bite us. The Special Forces were created for good reasons, and those factors have only increased in the last 55 years.
Half past Mohammed? It is not finger poppin’ time, it is Mecca facing time (MFT).
Yeah…. Right….
Good golly, Children’s Hospital Boston is giving drugs to children to delay puberty so the children can decide whether they want a male or female body. What rough beast slouched into this hospital distributing this as a good idea? Children are going to decide what sex they want to be? This is an obvious GOOD IDEA, because children, as we know, have vast amounts of experience and huge intellects which, especially the ones approaching puberty, are not encumbered by hormones and such.
To quote Hudson, “Why don’t you put her in charge?”
Or should that have been “put him/her in charge?” Mr. Fu knew that age qualification for President was some kind of anti-youth scam!
And why has he not sent any good Fu-fodder since the last Absolut incident? But he is more deadly now, so be careful! Congratulations to SLAPSHOT on his recent deadliness increase. Level up! Obviously he is too busy at the gym to hunt down juicy material on the Internet.
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
– Dorothy L. Sayers
But Mr. Fu though it was an serviceable substitute for wit. A man should be able to trust his Maugham.
The threat to your Video Home Entertainment System! See how there is a better, more innocent technology that is as American as apple pie. (Linked from the accursed time wasters at Retro Thing)
As if Fail Blog was not enough, now comes Retro Thing.
Retro Thing points to how to build your on ZX80 computer, if you lack a job, hobbies, friends, and family.
Cat aspect ratios, corporal cuddling, cat yodeling, and cat static electricity, a video overview of cats from an engineering perspective:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4
Next Mr. Fu hopes to see their work on cats with buttered toast strapped to their backs.
Former Deputy Attorney General Jamie Gorelick, famous for her firewalling intelligence between the FBI and the CIA during the Clinton Administration and as a member of the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States, shows up as the lead counsel for Duke fighting the suit brought by the wrongfully accused Duke lacrosse players. And surprise, she is just making shit up as she goes, again:
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