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Can We Volunteer Some People?

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Yes We Can!

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Leftists At Their Heart

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Jules Renard

Spread the wealth around, Obama, spread it around.

Some one has taken their crayons to Gary McCoy’s cartoon (this is how Mr. Fu received it):

Trick or treat

Gary McCoy: Trick or treat

And the undoctored version can be found here.

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Where Is Your Hat?

Get a hat, you Commie!  And not one of those Commie fur hat things either!  Those are reserved for the guards at Buckingham Palace.  Who knew that the lead guitarist from Fleetwood Mac had a damn palace anyway?

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Another Frank J. Election Suggestion

This is a good one.   Moose gun….

Though I miss the Fred Thompson facts.

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DEPA

Deceased Equine Percussive Activity.  It happens so often around Mr. Fu that it needed an acronym.

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If Only!

This would get me to watch The View!  Though even if this wasn’t The Onion you would know it was totally fake because Joy Behar would never use the word radula.

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We Don’t See You That Way

Peter Cook tried explaining his affair that ultimately lead to his divorce from Christie Brinkley.  He had this to say:

“My hope is that the world will see that I’m not the scumbag pervert that I’ve been painted to be.”

Heh, you, sir, are not a scumbag pervert.  IMFO (In Mr. Fu’s Opinion) you are a whiny scumbag pervert.  Why are you dragging your dirty laundry out into public?

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DragonCon!!! Con!!!!!!

Pictures!

DIM MAK, BREAKER< ROJO 5, & Mr. Fu

DIM MAK, BREAKER, ROJO 5, & Mr. Fu

DIM MAK & Mr. Fu

DIM MAK & Mr. Fu

 

DIM MAK and a Fan

DIM MAK and a Fan

 

ROJO FIVE and His R2 Unit

ROJO FIVE and His R2 Unit

 

Gov't Forces Attacked Sand People Village

Gov't Forces Attacked This Sand Person's Village

 

Stupid Bowser, Rescued Her Anyway....

Stupid Bowser, Rescued Her Anyway....

Princesses and Mario

Princesses and Mario

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On The Air!

SLAPSHOT was complaining that the bastard that runs Wilson Fu has not updated the site in a while. And he is completely right! So this post will begin to remedy the situation.

Wow, what a weekend! Mr. Fu missed THE KAT and CLONE RED (you too NURSE BETTY), but he had a fun weekend anyway. We had a good crew there for DragonCon: SLAPSHOT, DIM MAK, NEENJA, E-WIGGLER, BREAKER, ROJO CINCO, and even COVERT IN SEATTLE. It was great to meet DIM MAK’s gang from UTSI, great guys. Nothing like cramming six guys in a small hotel room to get to know each other a bit better. Mr. Fu had the chance to hang out with COVERT for a good chunk of Friday evening and most of Saturday morning (the part before 6 AM). Also got to spend time with SLAPSHOT, we hit the Shindig, a session on making katanas, a demonstration by the New York Jedi Stage Combat group, and the highlight of that evening, the Dr. Horrible Sing Along Blog show.

Mr. Fu played Mario, a fun experience. DIM MAK was in armor. BREAKER, ROJO CINCO, DIM MAK, and Mr. Fu in costume. Mario was joined by Luigi.

Hah, the Sesame Street Martian was awesome (origin video, too cool)!

NEENJA was driving, the first problem on returning home was a dead battery. Probably from the map light we left on while navigating in Atlanta. E-WIGGLER gave us a jump start on that. Then on the way back, the coolant level idiot light came on. We pulled into a gas station and checked under the hood. Looked like the water pump gasket had blown. Being in the middle of nowhere, two hours from home, we decided to try for a return to base. So we grabbed two gallons of water, topped off the coolant reservoir tank and headed out. The coolant level idiot light would trip about every 15 to 20 miles or so. We stopped numerous times to top off the coolant reservoir tank, and a couple to fill up one of the gallon jugs, holding one in reserve. We limped back to NEENJA’s apartment complex. A somewhat nervous return home, but a successful one. No word yet on the repair bill.

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Joe Helping On The Home Front

It probably was carrying the plague anyway:

G.I. Joe Helps On The Home Front

G.I. Joe Exterminates Al Qaeda Vermin, No Waterboarding Needed

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Not As Interesting

Ted Kaczynski’s cabin in the woods is no where near as interesting as the idea of Mr. Fu’s “The Cabin in the Woods.”

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Pirates of the Cubicles

Just because it sounds funny. Cubicle Ninjas are next….

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Morning Chuckle, Pathetic Association, Ray of Hope

So Mr. Fu cranks up the personalized iGoogle page, with the links to Digg. A link to “135 Famous People Who Struggled With Depression” appears, okay interesting. Then the BustedTees ad appears, funny and somehow cruel.

Looking over the list, Colin Farrell, actor in Alexander, well duh, considering that the movie bombed as bad as Hiroshima without going nuclear, who would not be depressed. And Janeane Garofalo?  Oh the picture!?!?!?  Mr. Fu disagrees with her politics, but she was cute in The Matchmaker and Mystery Men.  What the heck happened to her?  This is a tremendous warning against modern liberalism!  Women, pay attention!

Depression is a serious condition.  One problem with this list and one praise though.  The problem is the inclusion of mass murders, though perhaps it does point out the depths one can reach while depressed.  But on the positive side this list shows many accomplished people who suffer or suffered from depression.  Some had tragic endings, but many, many of these individuals made such a positive impact on the world.  Depression is serious, but treatable, and it does not have to be the only noteworthy thing in your life.

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Mixed Reference

Mr. Fu endeavors to be precise, so he winced a bit at this comment:

For those around during the time of Jimmy Carter you will get this little pun…. we have more Linux Distros than Carter has pills 🙂

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Funny Reply To Firearm Death Statistics

FACT: 98% of all people will die in their lifetime.

Heck, at least 98%. This statistic will be invalid in the event of the Rapture however. (Item from this post)

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Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

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A Frickin’ Elephant

Five year old learning to read:

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

“Look at this!  It’s a frickin’ elephant!”

I took a deep breath, then asked…”What did you call it?”

“It’s a frickin’ elephant!    It says so on the picture!”

And so it does..



” A f r i c a n  Elephant “

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Too Bad He Is Not Around For The 2008 Elections

Because he knew all to well what is going on:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

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An Ounce Of Protection

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