How do you counter the nuttery of outted socialist/communists like Maxine “We Will Take Over Your Business” Waters? With CAPITALISM, of course! And one word that spells CAPITALISM, freedom, and America, is BACON. If you do not help squash the attempts of these would be tyrants to take over the oil industry, take away firearms, and tell you what you can and cannot eat, then this wonderful, freedom-to-eat-what-you-want site will be one of the first victims, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Fu presents The Grateful Palate featuring the Bacon of the Month Club! Consume a pig and help fight tyranny now!
The Counter To Socialist Nuttery?