And the people with whom you cannot have one, via FOGHORN:
If there’s anyone who believes that the right to privacy covers people who want to roger a stranger in an airport bathroom, they will not be convinced by a post that asserts the contrary. I know, I know, first they came for the wide-stance foot-tappers, and I said nothing, because I preferred not to have carnal interludes in a public metal coffin with some poor costive fellow grunting his way to a cerebral hemorrhage in the adjacent stall. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to protest.
How one would arrive at such an opinion probably involves traveling through some benighted country into which Mr. Fu would fear to tread. Unfortunately there are people with such opinions. Mr. Fu supposes it is one of the sad prices of freedom.