Pre-Zombie Alert — 20070919

Instapundit has a bit on a meteorite impact in Peru that has made many locals ill.  There is also a warning that this is a possible source of zombies.  So Mr. Fu is issuing a pre-zombie alert to urge you to prepare for such an event.  Stockpiles of food and water you should already have.  Zombie combat is best conducted at a distance using high-power rifles to rupture the braincase of the zombie.  If time and distance do not permit this, then shotguns, and lastly heavy melee weapons, bats, swords, et cetera, should be employed.  Stockpile these weapons now.

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