Giant Spider

WO FIRES discovered a spider the size of Mr. Fu’s foot in the restroom here at the Office-in-the-Woods:

WO FIRES:  Mr. Fu, come look at this spider.

Mr. Fu:  That is one big spider.

WO FIRES:  He is on his way to becoming a tarantula.

Mr. Fu:  Maybe he wants to play mumbly-peg? <throws knife at spider>

WO FIRES:  I can’t believe you missed.

Mr. Fu:  Dang!  He’s got my knife!  <distracts spider with slice of roast beef, retrieves knife>

That is the largest spider Mr. Fu has ever seen in the wild.  Probably a 2.5 inch leg spread, not stretched out.


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