Subtitled: Why Mommy is Just Stupid

Gmail brought up a link on the stupid book, “Why Mommy is a Democrat.” The book features squirels (nut eating rodents, just like Democrats!) and in the background is always a bum looking on enviously at the successful Republican family or an elephant (Mr. Fu thinks Democrats hate Alabama). Of course the bum could go get a job but he prefers to hang out in parks in the presense of underaged squirels. What kind of message are they trying to send?

Featured quotes from the sample pages:

“Democrats make sure we all share our toys, just like Mommy does.”

Mommy threatens us at the point of a gun and she will lock us up like the IRS if we do not share our paychecks either. Mommy will also harrass us making us spend thousands in lawyer fees and won’t explain which law we are breaking.

“Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does.”

By disarming everyone so the biggest and strongest thugs and illegal aliens always win, and make sure that the police and the Border Patrol cannot stop the crime. And by releasing serial criminals to prey on the innocent members of society. Mommy lobbies to have pedaphiles released from prison move into our neighborhood too. This is re-defined as “safety.”

“Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does.”

Everyone gets to go a the same kind of crappy government school where we learn that Thomas Jefferson was great because he wrote the separation of church and state into the U.S. Constitution (he didn’t), but that he was a rotten White bastard for developing the practice of smoking a cigarette after having sex with a slave.

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