Sunday School

Here is why it is so important to send your children to Sunday school and to study it yourself.  A man visiting the Kiev zoo missed Sunday school the day they covered Deuteronomy 6:16 and Jesus referring Satan to that passage in Luke 4:12:

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

And severed his carotid artery.  Thee-a-thee-a-thee-a that's all folks!  Like experimenting with dousing yourself in gasoline and playing with matches not knowing much about gasoline or matches, it is good to know something about your test articles.  Thus endth the lesson for today.

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