Mean Ol’ Mister Gravity

To paraphrase Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell in an ice cream commercial where Vern’s ice cream has dropped to the ground, “Vern! Look what mean ol’ Mister Gravity did!”

Jay Tea has similar issues with gravity:

The hair hadn’t fallen out. It had fallen victim to gravity, and had ceased growing up and out. Instead, it was growing inward and down, and was now emerging from my nose and ears.

Gravity, you may be the weakest of the four fundamental forces, but you are certainly the cruelest.

Well, ionizing radiation is often no picnic either….

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