It probably was carrying the plague anyway:
G.I. Joe Exterminates Al Qaeda Vermin, No Waterboarding Needed
Archive for Funny
Not As Interesting
Ted Kaczynski’s cabin in the woods is no where near as interesting as the idea of Mr. Fu’s “The Cabin in the Woods.”
Morning Chuckle, Pathetic Association, Ray of Hope
So Mr. Fu cranks up the personalized iGoogle page, with the links to Digg. A link to “135 Famous People Who Struggled With Depression” appears, okay interesting. Then the BustedTees ad appears, funny and somehow cruel.
Looking over the list, Colin Farrell, actor in Alexander, well duh, considering that the movie bombed as bad as Hiroshima without going nuclear, who would not be depressed. And Janeane Garofalo? Oh the picture!?!?!? Mr. Fu disagrees with her politics, but she was cute in The Matchmaker and Mystery Men. What the heck happened to her? This is a tremendous warning against modern liberalism! Women, pay attention!
Depression is a serious condition. One problem with this list and one praise though. The problem is the inclusion of mass murders, though perhaps it does point out the depths one can reach while depressed. But on the positive side this list shows many accomplished people who suffer or suffered from depression. Some had tragic endings, but many, many of these individuals made such a positive impact on the world. Depression is serious, but treatable, and it does not have to be the only noteworthy thing in your life.
Mixed Reference
Mr. Fu endeavors to be precise, so he winced a bit at this comment:
For those around during the time of Jimmy Carter you will get this little pun…. we have more Linux Distros than Carter has pills
Funny Reply To Firearm Death Statistics
FACT: 98% of all people will die in their lifetime.
Heck, at least 98%. This statistic will be invalid in the event of the Rapture however. (Item from this post)
A Frickin’ Elephant
Five year old learning to read:
Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
“Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”
I took a deep breath, then asked…”What did you call it?”
“It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!”
And so it does..
” A f r i c a n Elephant “
Too Bad He Is Not Around For The 2008 Elections
Because he knew all to well what is going on:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Expectations
The benefit of being a Clippers fan is that you are seldom disappointed, and sometimes surprised.
The Counter To Socialist Nuttery?
How do you counter the nuttery of outted socialist/communists like Maxine “We Will Take Over Your Business” Waters? With CAPITALISM, of course! And one word that spells CAPITALISM, freedom, and America, is BACON. If you do not help squash the attempts of these would be tyrants to take over the oil industry, take away firearms, and tell you what you can and cannot eat, then this wonderful, freedom-to-eat-what-you-want site will be one of the first victims, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Fu presents The Grateful Palate featuring the Bacon of the Month Club! Consume a pig and help fight tyranny now!
Why Boxing Is High Culture
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
- Jack Handey
It reminds Mr. Fu of REPSLEH MIJ’s story of his artsy-fartsy girlfriend back in the day making him go see the latest Martin Scorsese film. She was gushing about how great a director Scorsese was and the art of it all. So REPSLEH, being a man’s man for all his being a freak in those days, was looking forward to this like root canal without the benefit of anesthesia or liquor. They get into the theater, girlfriend still gushing, and the film starts rolling. Taxi Driver. REPSLEH is in hog heaven, “It was like a Sam Peckinpah movie!”
Girlfriend squirms, cannot believe her beloved Scorsese has done such a thing and she wants to leave. REPSLEH is having none of it, he is staying until the credits have rolled. The relationship did not last long after that….
Taxi Driver, where ballet meets boxing.
Maybe The Google April Fool’s Was Not So Foolish?
T-Shirt of the Day
SIDEARM was wearing one of these today: For the Star Trek geek in you!
